Kemps first time using a condom.

[Rolled Cambers 75]

He sent this to me via PM

 

I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16.

 

I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

 

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."

 

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

 

"Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.

 

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.

"Do these excite you?" she asked.

 

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

 

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk.

"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."

 

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes.

 

She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.

 

I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.

 

Edited January 24, 2013 by Rolled Cambers

[STR8E180 2,214]

wow and i thought u couldn't come up with a worst joke and u did

your full of surprises

[Rolled Cambers 75]

Hahaha, I had a good laugh.

[STR8E180 2,214]

Hahaha, I had a good laugh.

thats because your a retard

[Rolled Cambers 75]

No.

I have a sense of humor.

[-cj 0]

wow and i thought u couldn't come up with a worst joke and u did

your full of surprises

+1 that wasn't funny

[DRE20 21]

Well done I laughed my ass off.

 

Not.

[keyhole150 5]

I enjoyed it haha.

[pmod 261]

 

On the upside, having read this thread I now feel like I've done some charity work for the year.

Edited January 29, 2013 by pmod

[ShawnG 0]

I enjoyed it too.. Kinda loved the face at the end ! HAHA !

[Mandi 16]

 

On the upside, having read this thread I now feel like I've done some charity work for the year.

 

 

I enjoyed the pic of this Chihuaha

[Bangaladesh 4]

 

On the upside, having read this thread I now feel like I've done some charity work for the year.

 

 

I enjoyed the pic of this Chihuaha

The chihuahua is definitely the high light of this thread.

[n1smo4 0]

 

On the upside, having read this thread I now feel like I've done some charity work for the year.

 

 

I enjoyed the pic of this Chihuaha

The chihuahua is definitely the high light of this thread.

 

his eyes are glassy as f*ck

[pman 57]

 

On the upside, having read this thread I now feel like I've done some charity work for the year.

 

 

I enjoyed the pic of this Chihuaha

The chihuahua is definitely the high light of this thread.

 

his eyes are glassy as f*ck

 

This thread is now about Chihuahuas?

 

[pmod 261]

Sounds good.

 

[pmod 261]

 

 

Edited February 27, 2013 by pmod

[nissanqld 0]

Haha

[Glynnside 22]

Edited February 27, 2013 by Glynnside

[6330 13]

[Barbie princess 1]

[n1smo4 0]

those dogs are boss.