Rolled Cambers 75 Posted January 24, 2013 (edited) He sent this to me via PM I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. "Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk. "Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked. I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her. Edited January 24, 2013 by Rolled Cambers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STR8E180 2,214 Posted January 26, 2013 wow and i thought u couldn't come up with a worst joke and u did your full of surprises Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rolled Cambers 75 Posted January 28, 2013 Hahaha, I had a good laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STR8E180 2,214 Posted January 28, 2013 Hahaha, I had a good laugh. thats because your a retard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rolled Cambers 75 Posted January 28, 2013 No. I have a sense of humor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-cj 0 Posted January 28, 2013 wow and i thought u couldn't come up with a worst joke and u did your full of surprises +1 that wasn't funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DRE20 21 Posted January 28, 2013 Well done I laughed my ass off. Not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keyhole150 5 Posted January 28, 2013 I enjoyed it haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pmod 261 Posted January 29, 2013 (edited) On the upside, having read this thread I now feel like I've done some charity work for the year. Edited January 29, 2013 by pmod Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShawnG 0 Posted January 29, 2013 I enjoyed it too.. Kinda loved the face at the end ! HAHA ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mandi 16 Posted January 29, 2013 On the upside, having read this thread I now feel like I've done some charity work for the year. I enjoyed the pic of this Chihuaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangaladesh 4 Posted January 29, 2013 On the upside, having read this thread I now feel like I've done some charity work for the year. I enjoyed the pic of this Chihuaha The chihuahua is definitely the high light of this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n1smo4 0 Posted February 27, 2013 On the upside, having read this thread I now feel like I've done some charity work for the year. I enjoyed the pic of this Chihuaha The chihuahua is definitely the high light of this thread. his eyes are glassy as f*ck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pman 57 Posted February 27, 2013 On the upside, having read this thread I now feel like I've done some charity work for the year. I enjoyed the pic of this Chihuaha The chihuahua is definitely the high light of this thread. his eyes are glassy as f*ck This thread is now about Chihuahuas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pmod 261 Posted February 27, 2013 (edited) Edited February 27, 2013 by pmod Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glynnside 22 Posted February 27, 2013 (edited) Edited February 27, 2013 by Glynnside Share this post Link to post Share on other sites